Surprise Check

-This is highly disappointing. It’s only 4.30 and I find nobody around in the entire   hall   except    you.

-Sir…

-What’s your good name?

-Panic care, Sir.

-Panic care?

-Yes Sir. K.B.Venugopal Panic care.

-That’s a wonderful name, young man.

-But I’m not that much young, Sir.

-How old are you?

-52, Sir.

-Good Heavens! But you look only 25 !

-Thank you, Sir.

-By the by, let me see your Attendance Register.

-Here it is, Sir.

-Would you please fetch me registers of the other 2 sections too?

-Certainly, Sir.

-All are present according to the registers. Where’s Sarathkumar?

-Bath Room, Sir.

-Then where’s Vinayakumar?

-Bath Room, Sir.

-Where’s Padmakumar?

-He also Bath Room, Sir.

-Bhaskaran?

-Bath Room ,Sir.

-Kannan?

-Bath Room,Sir.

-Prabhakaran?

-Bath Room, Sir.

-Hari?

-Bath Room, Sir.

-(I don’t know what the hell is happening in this office… Everything appears    topsy-turvy…    People at 52 look 25… People take bath at office instead of   at home…and that   too   collectively!!!)